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legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

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eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

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gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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miscaitlin:

are you a prostitute

because youre prosticute 

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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getoffmybloghoe:

tryna get the teachers attention likeimage

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guiltyhipster:

The joke’s on both of you

You end up dating each other 

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oomshi:

me on the outside:  :)

me on the inside:  >:)

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sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

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