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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(via pizza)

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burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana
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givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

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blackromney:

walking in a crowded hallway like

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follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

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unshaped:

SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT

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thetittysheriff:

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WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

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shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

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heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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